Santa's Slay

"He's making a list... pray you're not on it."

Director: David Steiman Year: 2005 Runtime: 85 min IMDb: ⭐ 5.4

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Synopsis

Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel, so he became the giver of toys and happiness. But this year the bet is off, and Santa is about to return to his evil ways.

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🎄 Holiday Cheer Breakdown

☠️ Takes place on or around a holiday —
☠️ Features holiday symbols and decorations —
☠️ Features a traditional holiday activity —
☠️ Features an iconic holiday character —
☠️ Someone is killed in a festive or holiday-specific way —

Content Warnings

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a dog dies

spoiler A small dog is kicked into a ceiling fan and flung into a fire place. It's very cheesy and the dog is a very obviously stuffed prop.

someone is sexually assaulted

spoiler A man is tazed in the crotch. This is sexual assault.

animals are abused

spoiler Dog in opening scene is brutally kicked.

an animal dies

spoiler Santa's "hell-deer" is obliterated by an RPG. Though, depending on how literal that name is, destroying its body may or may not actually kill it.

there's a dead animal

Yes

a pet dies

Yes

there's child abuse

Yes

a woman is brutalized for spectacle

Yes

alcohol abuse

Yes

someone is held under water

Yes

someone's mouth is covered

Yes

there's eye mutilation

spoiler Candy cane right through a guys right eye.

there's excessive gore

Yes

there's torture

spoiler Some of the victims are tortured just before death, forks stuck in the guys hand for a while before he gets killed.

someone is burned alive

Yes

there's decapitation

Yes

someone's throat is mutilated

Yes

someone struggles to breathe

spoiler It's difficult to breathe when you're drowned in eggnog.

someone asphyxiates

Yes

someone breaks a bone

Yes

hands are damaged

Yes

somebody is choked

Yes

someone is stabbed

Yes

someone falls to their death

Yes

a kid dies

spoiler Two children open the gift and the gift box explodes and we see the children headless.

a non-human character dies

Yes

a major character dies

Yes

someone sacrifices themselves

Yes

someone dies

Yes

the r-slur is used

Yes

a parent dies

Yes

someone is kidnapped

Yes

a family member dies

Yes

someone cheats

spoiler Depends on your perspective of cheating but the wife of Mr Mason and step mother of Gwen, Jason, Taylor and Beth Mason, starts having a little groping session under the table with step son Taylor. This results in Mr Mason threatening to give Jason a fork in the eye.

there are jump scares

Yes

there's natural bodies of water

Yes

there's spitting

Yes

there's screaming

Yes

there is obscene language/gestures

Yes

there's fat jokes

Yes

there are homophobic slurs

spoiler Homophobic jokes

there's ableist language or behavior

spoiler R-word

there's antisemitism

spoiler Lady at the start

there's a large age gap

Yes

religion is discussed

Yes

there's demons or Hell

Yes

there is sexual content

Yes

there are nude scenes

Yes

someone is sexually objectified

Yes

Santa (et al) is spoiled

Yes

a car crashes

Yes

a plane crashes

Yes

there's blood/gore

Yes

there's gun violence

Yes

someone drowns

Yes

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