Scary Movie 3

"Great trilogies come in threes."

Director: David Zucker Year: 2003 Runtime: 84 min IMDb: ⭐ 5.6
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Synopsis

In the third installment of the Scary Movie franchise, news anchorwoman Cindy Campbell has to investigate mysterious crop circles and killing video tapes, and help the President stop an alien invasion in the process.

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Content Warnings

⭐ IMDb Parents Guide 🛡️ Common Sense Media

a dog dies
spoiler It is mentioned, that a dog got run over by a car... Might be triggering for some people
someone is sexually assaulted
spoiler The priest mentions having raped and mutilated a [an offensive term for black people] hitchhiker
a pet dies
Yes
an animal is sad
Yes
a dragon dies
Yes
an animal dies
Yes
there are bugs
Yes
an animal is abandoned
Yes
someone leaves without saying goodbye
Yes
there's domestic violence
Yes
someone is stalked
spoiler The Architect had put cameras all over Cindy's home, including her bathroom which she is not happy about.
a woman is brutalized for spectacle
Yes
there's abusive parents
spoiler A man describes how his wife punished their daughter by drowning her in a well.
there's child abuse
spoiler Cindy hits Cody with a car. She puts the car in reverse and hits him, making him fly around 10 meters. It's for comedic purposes. Cody I later hurt by George. And he beats him with a bat later again. It's all for comedic purposes. And the priest mentions that he was caught with two young boys in a motel room (insinuating that he sexually assaulted them)
alcohol abuse
Yes
there's addiction
Yes
someone uses drugs
Yes
there's pedophilia
spoiler A priest mentions having been caught with two young boys in a motel room (insinuating that he molested/raped them)
rape is mentioned
spoiler The priest says that he raped an [offensive term for black people] hitchhiker
a woman gets slapped
spoiler Brenda is beaten by the 7-days girl
someone is restrained
Yes
there's genital trauma/mutilation
Yes
there's body horror
Yes
there's amputation
Yes
someone struggles to breathe
Yes
somebody is choked
Yes
someone has a seizure
spoiler The seizure isn't real and is very ott but still could still be triggering
someone falls to their death
spoiler The main villain is pushed into an open well, though (for what it’s worth) as a supernatural entity, it would be more accurate in canon to say she was resealed or banished rather then outright killed.
Someone becomes unconscious
Yes
there's cannibalism
spoiler mentioned
there's decapitation
Yes
there's shaving/cutting
Yes
a minor is sexualized
spoiler The priest mentions having been caught with two young boys (insinuating sexual assault)
a kid dies
spoiler There is mentions of a little girl being drowned in a well but never shown
a non-human character dies
Yes
a major character dies
spoiler Brenda
someone dies
Yes
the r-slur is used
spoiler In a rap
a parent dies
Yes
there are jump scares
spoiler Very soft
someone is possessed
Yes
there's ghosts
spoiler the ring character
there's natural bodies of water
Yes
someone vomits
spoiler 1-I don't know if this counts, but during the scene following the title screen, George and Tom are running through the cornfield to investigate a little girl screaming. Tom gets hit in the mouth and groin repeatedly along the way. When they find the girl -Tom's daughter, Sue- Tom spits out what I assume to be raw corn. This might be triggering for some. 2-When George is in the bathroom, after a failed attempt to hype himself up for the rap battle, he gets nervous and runs to a bathroom stall to vomit. You only somewhat see it come out then dribble down his chin. Next shot is the vomit on an understandably angry man's lap. George apologizes then it cuts back to the dude as he's about to start cussing him out. 3-A part of the killer video tape. A large man goes up to a chair that's spinning in midair. He rides the spinning chair, then vomits into a bucket. Audio only. 4-During a news segment showing "disturbing" footage of alien encounters, there is one of a frat party where two young men projectile vomit into the grass, one right after the other. Mild audio and somewhat graphic visual, imo (it's so obviously fake, it's comical. Guess that's the point). 5-An alien urinates via his finger into Tom's mouth, who starts gagging in response. No vomiting, though. The next shot is of him rigorously brushing his teeth.
someone defecates
Yes
someone wets/soils themselves
spoiler Brenda
there's spitting
Yes
There's audio gore
Yes
there's menstruation
spoiler Cody mentions it
electro-therapy is used
Yes
reality is unstable or unhinged
Yes
there's a claustrophobic scene
Yes
a mentally ill person is violent
Yes
Someone attempts suicide
Yes
there's flashing lights or images
Yes
there are sudden loud noises
Yes
there is obscene language/gestures
Yes
there's screaming
Yes
someone is watched without knowing
Yes
a pregnant person dies
spoiler woman dies in childbirth in a story
there's childbirth
spoiler detailed description
there's fat jokes
Yes
there are "Man in a dress" jokes
spoiler “Clock” means “assume is trans” in this case btw, I was worried that I’d be seeing violence to a trans person when I first read the other comment.
someone speaks hate speech
Yes
the black guy dies first
Yes
a minority is misrepresented
spoiler Typical 2000s comedy misrepresentation, trans woman almost certainly not played by trans person.
someone is misgendered
Yes
there's ableist language or behavior
Yes
someone says the n-word
spoiler with a soft a actually
religion is discussed
Yes
there is sexual content
Yes
someone is sexually objectified
spoiler The majority of the women are sexually objectified throughout the film, particularly by what they wear. There are also several crude comments, ogling and gestures made throughout the film.
a car honks or tires screech
Yes
a person is hit by a car
spoiler A kid (Cody)
someone drowns
spoiler little girl in a well
there's gun violence
spoiler some guys shoot eachother

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