President's Day

"Hail to the Chief... or he'll hack you to PIECES."

Director: Chris LaMartina Year: 2010 Runtime: 81 min IMDb: ⭐ 4.0
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Synopsis

A high school election turns deadly when a homicidal maniac dressed like Abe Lincoln starts killing off candidates.

Florist Reed Bennett wakes up and proposes to his girlfriend Morley Clarkson, who accepts. However, Reed's closest friends, Alfonso Rodriguez and Julia Fitzpatrick, are not surprised when Morley suddenly changes her mind and leaves Reed a few hours later. On a flight to Los Angeles, Kate Hazeltine, a captain in the U.S. Army on a one-day leave, befriends Holden Wilson. She is travelling a long distance to get back home only for a short time, and he states that she must really be in love to do so. When the plane lands and Kate has to wait hours for the taxi, Holden offers his limousine to allow her to be there sooner. Julia, an elementary school teacher, has fallen in love with cardiothoracic surgeon Dr. Harrison Copeland, but does not know that he is married to Pamela. He tells her that he needs to go to San Francisco for a business trip: on his way, he stops by at Reed's flower shop and orders two flower bouquets - asking for discretion. Julia books a flight to surprise Harrison on his trip and is stopped by Reed at the gate, where he tells her that Harrison is still married. She decides to not fly to San Francisco, and instead visits Harrison's L.A. hospital, where the staff confirm he is married. Morley finds out where Harrison is dining at a local restaurant, dresses as a waitress and makes a scene at the restaurant, making Harrison's wife Pamela suspicious. Kate's son Edison, one of Julia's students, orders flowers from Reed, to be sent to his teacher. Julia suggests to Edison to give the flowers to a girl named Rani in his class who has a crush on him after telling him the meaning of love. Edison's babysitter Grace Smart is planning to lose her virginity to her boyfriend Alex Franklin. The planned encounter goes awry when Grace's mother discovers a naked Alex in Grace's room, rehearsing a song he wrote for Grace. Edison's maternal grandparents, Edgar and Estelle Paddington are facing the troubles of a long marriage. She confesses to him about an affair she had with one of his business partners long ago. Although Estelle is deeply sorry, Edgar is very upset. Grace's high school friends, Willy Harrington and Felicia Miller are experiencing the freshness of new love and have agreed to wait to have sex. Sean Jackson, a closeted gay professional football player, is contemplating the end of his career with his publicist Kara Monahan and his agent Paula Thomas. Kara is organizing her annual "I Hate Valentine's Day" party, but soon becomes interested in sports reporter Kelvin Moore. He was ordered to do a Valentine's Day report by his boss Susan Moralez, but shares Kara's hatred of the holiday. Substituting for Paula's absent secretary is one of the firm's receptionists, Liz Curran, who dates mailroom clerk Jason Morris. He is shocked to discover she moonlights as a phone sex operator. Liz explains that she is only doing it to pay off a $100,000 student loan. Jason is upset, but eventually reconciles with her after seeing Edgar forgive Estelle. Sean finally comes out on national television, and Holden, Sean's lover, goes back to him. Kate arrives home late at night to greet not her supposed boyfriend but her son Edison. Willy drops Felicia Miller off at home after a date and they kiss. Kelvin and Kara hang out at his news station where they later kiss. Alfonso dines with his wife, and Grace and Alex agree to wait to have sex. Edgar and Estelle reconcile and redo their marriage vows, Harrison's wife has left him because of his infidelity and Morley tries to call Reed, who is instead starting a new relationship with Julia. Paula receives a call from one of Liz's masochistic clients and takes delight in expressing her dominance and sadism.

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⭐ IMDb Parents Guide 🛡️ Common Sense Media

a dog dies
Yes
animals are abused
Yes
there's a dead animal
Yes
there's child abuse
Yes
there's domestic violence
Yes
someone gets gaslighted
Yes
someone is stalked
Yes
there's torture
Yes
heads get squashed
Yes
there's finger/toe mutilation
Yes
someone is burned alive
Yes
there's shaving/cutting
Yes
there's amputation
Yes
someone struggles to breathe
Yes
a kid dies
Yes
a parent dies
Yes
someone is kidnapped
Yes
there are jump scares
Yes
there are shower scenes
Yes
There's audio gore
Yes
there's a claustrophobic scene
Yes
someone has an anxiety attack
Yes
shaky cam is used
Yes
there is sexual content
Yes
there's blood/gore
Yes

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